Nine words women use

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I don't know who wrote this but it gave me a good laugh. I can honestly say that "five minutes" is about 15 minutes for me and "nothing" means I'm really upset.

how about you?

9 words women use

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go ahead: This is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!

Loud sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - this is true, unless she says "thanks a lot" -  that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...That will be replied with a 'whatever').

Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying....Go to Hell....

Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.